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Reason #9: Parents are Smug

December 30, 2011

I don’t want to be a smug parent. I hate SMUGNESS so much. I always just wanted to take everything that made those smug people so smug, and throw it off a mountain…kinda like the Grinch. Remember those kids in school who always had perfect A+ grades and would walk around with a smug smile? Well, now they grew up and had little mini-mes and they’re smug as ever. They believe that their two year old is going to be the next Gandhi or Martin Luther King or something because he can read by the time he’s 2! They have to post videos of their baby crawling before the typical milestone time. Truthfully, your brats are as mundane and average as any other kid, who will pick his nose and shit his pants–he’s only special in YOUR eyes. Yes, but if I say that, I will be unFriended on Facebook and known as the Grinch Who Hates Children.

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One Comment
  1. DLadyEarlyGrey permalink

    Look up “Pregnant Women are Smug” by Garfunkel and Oates.

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